​​​​​​​​​1. What they said about the Bumper Book of Climbing Fun

2. Shortly before the incident (Part 1 - the Natural World)

3. De Profundis: A Cautionary Tale

4. Adrift on the ledge of loneliness

5. The Rock Doctors

6. Careers Advice

7. For our younger readers

8. Shortly before the incident (Part 2 - Techniques)

9. The Training Year

10. The Editor Regrets

11. The New British Climbing Dictionary Part 1

12. Don't some bloody climbers...

13. The Rock Doctors

14. Hello muddah, hello favvah

15. Friends in high places

16. Hello muddah, hello favvah (reprise)

17. The Editor Regrets

18. Philip

19. You're a climber, what do you think?

20. The Rock Doctors

21. A dip into the archives

22. Therapy

23. Shortly before the incident (Part 3 - People)

24. The Azerbaijani Dru

25. The Rock Doctors

26. Restricted Access

27. The New British Climbing Dictionary Part 2

28. The Editor Regrets

29. Resigned to being a Bumbly

30. Research Abstracts

31. Wok and Rice - Climbing in Thailand

32. The Rock Doctors

33. Zero Sum Game

34. The Editor Regrets

35. Motivation and Climbing: a psychometric analysis

36. Club

37. The future is Retro

38. The Rock Doctors

39. The Way We Were

40. The Rockdoctors

41. How it all began

42. Biographies

43. Acknowledgements