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What is it?
What it says. It’s a Book. It's about Climbing. And it's Fun!
(Well we had fun putting it together!)
Short stories, silly articles and verse to entertain climbers.
Nod wisely at the advice of the Rockdoctors, Paul Anding and Matt Sneeded on relationships, fiddling with your gear and self-consciousness.
Add Debauchery Periodisation to your Training Programme.
Join Jo and Don for frolics in Thailand (it's all made up!).
Get to grips with the maths of the Zero Sum Game.
Do the test and discover why you climb.
AND LOTS MORE!
The Bumper Book of Climbing Fun: a collection of hilarious stories, funny verse and amusing nonsense which enthusiasts of rock-climbing and mountains will love. Funny, certainly, and with so much variety! The action takes place at climbing walls, local crags, exotic climbing destinations and far-flung mountain ranges. The characters are involved in counselling and crime-detection, cautionary tales and catastrophe. It's all bang up-to-date with glimpses of the past – and even glimpses of the future! Smiles assured!
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Copyright 2012 Dave Hume and Mike Blood. If you are affected by any of the issues in this publication, contact your nearest climbing therapist.